What a way to spend my summer(Open)

[riley jean paul]

Riley shook his head “ Oh the world now eh?” He asked her with a grin. “ When was this election, I was never told about it because if I was I would’ve won so I demand a re-count” He told her rolling his eyes. Riley noticed that she had climbed on the back of the couch and he saw a nearby chair and noticed that there was a cushion on it so it wouldn’t damage the chair if he stood on it. Riley very slowly climbed on top of the chair. Now he was more taller than Addison “ Well you were taller but not anymore” He told her sticking his tongue out at her. If her mom walked in he would just jump down off the chair and yell that it was Addison’s fault.

That would get him out of trouble for a little bit. But she would just mostly laugh because of Riley’s idiotness.

[addison lynn montgomery]

It was Addy’s turn to shake her head. “I don’t think the world would have elected you. I mean, how could you compete with this?” Addison asked before setting her lips into a perfect pout. “The world must just love me more than you Riley. It’s as simple as that, but I don’t blame them, there’s no one who cannot love me. I’m just so loveable!” Addison was starting to sound like the girls at school who loved themselves too much and it made her grin.

Watching as Riley got onto the chair, Addison looked around for something else to stand on. Her eyes landed on the island in the kitchen and she grinned before jumping down off of the couch and running over to the island. Boosting herself up, Addison stood up on the granite counter top and smirked. “Not so tall anymore, are you Riley!” If this spot backfired, Addy already had her next spot planned out. She knew that her mother would throw a fit and send Riley and herself to her room, but Addy was just having too much fun, plus, she could just pretend that she was changing a light bulb and make Riley look like the troublemaker.

[riley jean paul]

“ Because I’m cute like a puppy that girls and boys would want to take home and cuddle with, your cute like somebody that could get a boyfriend or even a date without hardly trying. So basically I’m better” He said sticking his tongue out at her. Riley rolled his eyes “ Narrasistic” He mumbled under his breath but also loud enough for her to hear. Riley huffed a sigh of defeat and sat down and took off the heels “ I give up” He said with a laugh he could’ve kept going but what was the point in that. Besides the heels were giving him really big blisters how could women and transvestites enjoy wearing these damn thing.

[addison lynn montgomery]

“Yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever.” Addison said, waving her hand and rolling her eyes. She was getting good with the teenage girl drama. If only she could actually do it with other people besides Riley. “I am not narcissistic, I’m just a fantastic actress that has the part of a teenage girl down perfectly.” Addison said as if it were the most obvious thing in the world.

Clapping her hands with a big smile on her face, Addy did a happy dance on top of the counter. “Yay, I win!” She said as she climbed down. “It feels weird being this close to the ground. I’m not sure if I like it.” Addison told Riley before flipping over the back of the couch. “How are your feet feeling? Enjoying the pain of being a woman?” Addison asked with an evil smile on her face. Guys had the easy life and they were the ones that complained the most. Women should be the ones complaining, they are the ones that have the kids, periods, uncomfortable clothing at times, all the pains of life. Some days Addy wished she was a guy so she wouldn’t have to deal with any female issues, but she knew that wasn’t going to happen anytime soon.

[riley jean paul]

Riley laughed and shrugged his shoulders at her comment “ Well then you should win a Grammy because you pull off that part so well that it doesn’t even seem like acting” He told her with a nod of his head. Riley scrunched up his face “ For now you have won, but one day when you least expect it I’m going to win and you would have never, ever seen it coming” He told her giving her an evil maniac laugh. Riley pouted “ After that experience I am never ever going to be a tranny, heels hurt too much” Riley complained as he sat down on the floor and started rubbing his feet. Riley knew being a woman was tough, it came with being born that way. After wearing those heels for less then a few minutes he vowed to himself never to complain again when a woman complained how much her feet hurt because of heels.

[addison lynn montgomery]

Addy grinned, “Well when I do get that Grammy I will be sure to thank all the little people!” She said while taking a small bow. Addison had always heard in the cartoons that the little people were to be thanked whenever a major award was won and she wanted to be just like the people in the cartoons! “For now, and forever I have won! You will never get me back!” To anyone that saw Addison as the shy girl, it would seem that she was on a sugar high, but she really wasn’t. It was just the personality that was very rarely seen.

“I guess you aren’t going to be dressing in drag anytime soon either.” Addison said with a small frown. It would have been funny to see Riley dressed up as a girl, make up and all. “Maybe you could wear heels more often so that they’ll toughen your feet up! Then they won’t hurt so much!” She said as if it were the most obvious thing in the world. “I’ll go get you some heels to wear around all the time!” Addison said as she jumped off the couch and started toward her closet in her bedroom.

[riley jean paul]

Riley gasped " Is that a stab at my height?" He asked her with a laugh knowing that it proably was. Riley tapped his finger on his chin " For now my darling but we'll see what happens later.. sometime in the future" He told her with an evil grin. Riley shook his head and laughed " Seriously I have no intentions to ever wear heels again I'd defenilty get made fun of more often then" He told her with a pout. It's not that he couldn't handle the bullying it was just obviously something he wanted to avoid if he could. Like seriously who likes bullying?

Riley crossed his arms over his chest " I refuse to wear them" Riley yelled after her as she got up to her room to get a pair.

[addison lynn montgomery]

Addy stopped and thought about what she said when Riley gasped. She hadn’t realized it as she said it, but her comment about thanking the little people worked in both ways. “Sure, let’s go with that! I mean, it works so well since you’re so short!” Addison said, rolling her eyes. Riley wasn’t short, so she didn’t know how he thought it was a stab at his height, but whatever.

Addison shook her head, “Maybe in some alternate dimension, but not this one!” She said to him with a small smirk playing on her lips. She didn’t plan on Riley getting her back and she hoped that she was right. Addy came back down the stairs with a frown on her lips. “You never let me have any fun.” Addison told Riley while curling up in the corner of the couch with her arms crossed. Turning her eyes to the TV, she started to watch the Scooby Doo episode that was already half over. The show instantly replaced her frown with a smile. When it came to Scooby Doo, Addison was like a little kid. If she could she’d be sitting on the floor right in front of the TV, but her mother forbade her from doing that. She said it was bad for her eyes.

[riley jean paul]

Riley rolled his eyes " I would like to point out that I'm not short, your just freakishly tall" He told her rubbing that in her face. It's not that he was short or that she was a giant it's just how they were born. Riley laughed and nodded his head " That's correct" He said just to torment her. Riley felt extremly mechevious so he decided to harass her " Beautiful I'm bored can we do something else now?" He asked her with a laugh.

[addison lynn montgomery]

Addison just stared at Riley after he spoke. “Riley…you’re taller than me.” She wasn’t sure if Riley was trying to trick her into admitting that he was taller, or if he was losing it and had to be shipped off to the loony bin, but whatever it was, he wasn’t making much sense. Rolling her eyes, she didn’t bother to answer Riley and continued to watch her favorite show. “No, it’s Scooby Doo time! We can’t do something else during Scooby Doo time!” Addison said. She was enjoying herself very much.

When the episode had ended, Addison turned off the TV and looked at Riley with a bored look on her face. “What do you want to do? I just don’t understand how you’re bored when watching the best show ever created.” It just didn’t make sense how anyone could be bored when watching cartoons, but apparently Riley was. Once again, it’s probably time to send him to a place for crazy people. Wandering into the kitchen, Addison grabbed some ice cream out of the freezer and a spoon. She knew that she had just had some, but she couldn’t get enough of the stuff! It just tasted so good, and it taunted her.

[riley jean paul]

Riley laughed and nodded his head " Bout time you admit it I just didn't want to argue with you so I lived with you in your imiginary world" He said giving her a semi sweet smile. He knew he was taller it was just fun to argue with Addison. Riley rolled his eyes " Well what can we do after Scooby Doo time?" He asked her with a pout. It's not that he wasn't amused it's just that he had a very short attention spand. Not a good thing to have in life.

[addison lynn montgomery]

Addison folded her arms and huffed. She knew Riley was going to say it, but she still hated it. “My world isn’t imaginary! It’s as real as Santa Claus and Scooby Doo! Just because you don’t understand that it isn’t my problem!” Addy loved Christmas time just as much as Scooby Doo and when it was a Scooby Doo Christmas special that she was watching, she was extremely happy.

“You’re the one who wants to do something else, so you choose what to do after Scooby Doo time!” Addison said easily. She didn’t really care what they did, Addy would be happy continuing to watch television. Addison would prefer that Riley chose what to do because he was the one with the short attention span. He would know what would hold his attention and what wouldn’t. “We should do something fun.” Addison told him, nodding to enforce her answer. Something fun would definitely keep Riley’s attention. Maybe they could rent a jet-ski and go out on the lake. As long as Riley drove she would be willing to do that.

[riley jean paul]

Riley coughed to hide a laugh " Honesy santa isn't real" He told her quietly so no other children could hear him. He didn't want to reuin their dreams but it was ok to reuin hers. Riley nodded his head as he thought of something they could do " Wanna go check out boys?" Riley asked her with a wink and a smile.

[addison lynn montgomery]

Addison’s face fell into a frown and she got up and went over to Riley where she proceeded to shove him a couple of times. She knew that Santa wasn’t real, but she always had the little shred of hope that something would prove that theory wrong. “Just because you have no proof that he is real doesn’t mean that he isn’t real!” Addison said, shoving Riley one more time before crossing her arms and turning her back to him. She always hated when people ruined her Christmas spirit. When she was little she loved the holiday so much, but when she found out that Santa wasn’t real she was crushed. Since then most of her Christmas spirit had returned, but there was a small portion that would never come back.

“I guess we can go check out boys.” Addison mumbled. That’s all Riley ever wanted to do. She didn’t blame him though, it was summer time and there were a lot of good looking guys around town. She hoped that Riley would find a guy soon so that they wouldn’t have to go on manhunts as often. “So, where are we going to this time?” Addison asked.

[riley jean paul]

Riley laughed as she shoved him " Yes but you also have no proof that he is real either kid" He told her truthfully. Riley grinned when she said they could go check out boys that made him happy. Riley tapped his chin as he thought about it the hottest guys were always at the beach " Beach?" He asked her with a grin. He wasn't looking at boys for him it was a purely looking for boys for Addison day. She needed a boyfriend to make her happy and break out of her shell.

Besides she was the most close with Riley and he always felt so bad when he couldn't spend time with her but at least if she had a boyfriend he wouldn't feel so bad if he had other places to go.