Visit with the parents(Addison)

[riley jean paul]

Riley pouted “ But if my mind was innocent again I could never get a boyfriend and do the things I like to do with them” He told her wiping away another tear. It’s not that he was a crazy sex addict or anything he just liked it. Riley nodded his head “ I did not get a sex change but it is time for my man period” He told her with a shake of his head he hated when his man period came in it wasn’t the same as when a female got it, Riley’s was just a really random time when he felt like being bi-polar. Riley shook his head “ It’s right about today and tomorrow” He told her with a grin. Riley rolled his eyes “ You don’t have to go all out you know, this is an every month holiday.. Now if only we got that holiday off from work then it would be an amazing holiday” He said with a shake of his head and a bit of disappointment in his voice.

[addison lynn montgomery]

Hearing the start of Riley’s sentence, Addison plugged her ears with her fingers and started to sing, “La la la la la, I can’t hear you!” She really didn’t need to hear about Riley and his boy toys. He had already taken away some of her innocence and she would prefer to keep some of her innocence. “A man period, really? At least you don’t bleed and have to worry about a surprise in your pants if you weren’t keeping an eye on the calendar!” It had happened to Addison before, but luckily she had been wearing dark colored pants and it wasn’t noticeable.

“But if I don’t go all out tomorrow I might miss my chance for the rest of the year because unfortunately the calendar people do not right the day on the calendar and I’m likely to forget.” Addison reasoned. Even if the day were on the calendar, Addison would probably miss the date. In her mind it was a day like ‘Flag Day’ or ‘Grandparents Day’ something obscure that isn’t celebrated, or is celebrated by very few. “I think you should get to work on making it a national holiday, but be prepared that everyone in the world will be picking on you on that day.” Addison warned with a small smile on her lips.

[riley jean paul]

Riley laughed and shook his head “ You should hear this though it will give you some life experiences and ideas for your future life” He told her being very serious but at the same time. Riley gasped at how vivid she was about her periods. Yes he understood that in order for the world to have more people women needed periods but he didn’t need to hear what they were like or even any kind of visuals. Riley quickly covered his ears “ Oh god the mental images burn so badly I will never be able to hug you ever again” He told her as he collapsed onto the ground and started shaking. Riley stood up and laughed as she said she would forget if she didn’t torment him.

Which he knew would be the truth. Riley just smiled and shrugged his shoulders “ All pranks will be welcomed, as long as nobody cuts off my buddy I don’t care what is done to me” He told her with a wink knowing it would really gross her out which was good cause that was his intent.

[addison lynn montgomery]

“Na uh, I get enough life experience in the books I read. I would rather hear about the life’s of fictional characters than what you do in your life. No offense.” Addison said as she removed her hands from her ears. Addison grinned and laughed evilly when she heard Riley gasp. Him hearing about a woman’s time of the month was payback for all the times that he had placed unwanted images in her head. It was her turn to take away from the small amount of innocence that was left in Riley. “Awe, come here Riley, I’ll hug it better!” Addy said purposefully as she started to walk closer to him with her arms spread.

Addison wrinkled her nose. Did Riley really think that she would go to the extent of castration? “Great, my best friend has made friends with his…thingy.” Addison said, unable to help the cringe that came on. She really didn’t need to know that about him. “Why must you always put unwanted, gross images in my head? Is it your duty in life or something?” She asked him. Addy just didn’t understand it. Riley did it at least once a day if not more.

[riley jean paul]

Riley grinned " Oh man I do a whole lot more then your fictional characters do" He said giving her a wink. Wel it was the truth anyway. Riley literally ran away from her that was something he had no intentions of being apart of so the sooner he was away from her and her discusting thoughts the better. Riley smiled " Well he's apart of me and I will forever love him" He told her with a grin. Riley noeeded his head " Yup that's why I was placed on this earth to disturb your mind" He told her with a grin.

" And I'm doing well at it eh?" He asked her with a laugh.

[addison lynn montgomery]

“Yeah, you might do more than my fictional characters do, but at the end of the day, I know it’s just fiction. It’s not real, but with you, it’s real and I don’t want to know those things about you! We might be best friends, but I don’t need to know everything about you!” Addy said. Knowing things that happen in a fictional setting isn’t the same as knowing things in reality. Most of the time Addison would take fiction over reality. “You hurt me Riley!” Addison said, dropping her arms as he ran away. “My thoughts are no more disgusting than yours!”

“I don’t know what it is with guys and naming their thingys. Girls don’t name their boobs!” It seemed like guys were always naming and loving their dicks far more than girls loved their breasts. “I think you should go to Mars, or Jupiter, or Neptune, no wait, PLUTO! You can go hang out on the dwarf planet! Maybe you’ll become a dwarf if you stay there long enough!” Addison said with a smile on her face. “Unfortunately you are succeeding in disturbing my mind. I wonder what life would be like if you were normal.” Addison said thoughtfully.

[riley jean paul]

Riley laughed and shook his head " Yeah but it's alot more fun to tell you everything then tell you nothing" He pointed out to her. Riley shook his head disagreeing with her " Uh no I've uh done things" He said giving her a wink. Riley knew Addison hadn't even had her first kiss yet well unless she hadn't told him. Riley grinned when she said that girls don't name their boobs " I've heard of girls doing that" He pointed out to her. Riley jumped up and down and claped his hands " I'll go to all of them and I'll love it" He said teasing her.

Riley pouted " If I were normal it would be a very boring life and you would be sad all day everyday" He somewhat joked with her.

[addison lynn montgomery]

Addison just shook her head, disregarding everything that Riley had said. She didn’t want to listen to anymore of his nonsense, so she unrolled her towel and set it up on the sand again before laying down and pulling her sunglasses down over her eyes. “Why don’t you go on a manhunt, I’ll be right here when you get back. No one’s going to bother me.” Addison said, telling herself that more than she was telling Riley.

“Who says I would be sad all day every day? If you were normal I would have never known this Riley so then I wouldn’t have anything to be sad about because life would be normal.” Addison said as if it were the simplest thing to grasp in the world. Grabbing a magazine out of her bag, Addy started to flip through it, looking at all the models and feeling envious of how confident and secure they seemed to be. Why couldn’t that be her? Life would be so much easier if she were confident, but she probably wouldn’t be friends with Riley if she were more confident.

[riley jean paul]

Riley shrugged his shoulders " Oh we'll see about that" He told her and walked away. Riley laughed as he walked down the beach he had pretty much ignored Addison's last comment he would proably get an ear full when he came back but it was so worth it in his mind. Riley walked around the beach and noticed that there was no single guys here talk about a waste of a manhunt. He walked back to her and laid down " Well at least I got some excersize" He said closing his eyes with a sigh.